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Authors of HAY!MEN tunay na lalake?

Sorry for those English readers.

Mga Author ng tunaynalalake.blogspot.com tunay nga bang lalake? Ayun sa kanilang manifesto and tunay na lalake ay…

1. Ang tunay na lalake ay di natutulog.
2. Ang tunay na lalake ay di nagte-text-back, maliban na lang kung papasahan ng load. Gayunpaman, laging malabo ang kanyang mga sagot.
3. Ang tunay na lalake ay laging may extra rice.
4. Ang tunay na lalake ay hindi vegetarian.
5. Ang tunay na lalake ay walang abs.
6. Ang tunay na lalake ay hindi sumasayaw.
7. Ang tunay na lalake ay umaamin ng pagkakamali sa kapwa tunay na lalake.
8. Ang tunay na lalake ay laging may tae sa brief.
9. Ang tunay na lalake ay di naghuhugas ng pinagkainan o nagliligpit ng kanyang mga gamit dahil may babaeng gagawa noon para sa kanya. Mas lalong nagiging tunay ang pagkalalake kung di niya kilala o di niya maalala ang pangalan ng babae.
10. Ang tunay na lalake ay di nagsisimba.
Mula sa blog ng mga tunay ng lalake..



English translation straight to the point.
1. They have insomnia
2. They don't care
3. They sell extra rice.
4. They are not healthy.
5. They are not healthy. (hindi yan nagkamali.. vegetable supplement.)
6. They suck
7. They don't have girls.
8. They smells bad
9. Lazy, they trust anyone, and forgetful.
10. They never seen a real good girls.

Ayun sa kanilang manifesto ang tunay na lalake ay hindi natutulog.
Kayo na ang mag husga.
ang Tunay na lalake hindi nangungulekta ng imahe ng binabae at tunay na lalake.
at ang tunay na lalake.. Babae lang lagi ang pinag-uusapan, ang tunay na lalake masaya kapag madaming babae ang nag iiwan ng kommento sa kanilang blog.

bago ang lahat hindi nga pla nila alam ang copyright law, it's not enough to post the link of any copyrighted image and/or copyrighted photo on your article, you need to notify the site owner or the photographer itself and have their permission to share you some of its right to 'copy'.

copyright are being made the moment a photographer shoot on his camera or an artist stroke his brush unlike trademarks and patent which they need to file a document before they will be considered yours.

copyrights is simple as "rights to copy", if the owner didn't give you any permission or rights to copy his/her images then you don't have the right to post them anywhere. there are some circumstances that we can use a copyrighted photo without notifying the owner, if the owner upload his works on a free stock photo (such as http://www.sxc.hu/) and/or had declare a certain CC (creative commons) license such as attribution,no-derivatives and share alike.


This can be found on bottom most right side bar of flickr.com. every profesional photographer never wish to have their photos posted the way they don't want to and scratch their reputation, so if you want your life to be respected... you know what you need to do. (click image for large preview)

ang tunay na lalake may lakas ng loob lumapit kahit kaninu at huminge ng permiso kahit pa presidente pa sya ng amerika.

Hindi ata alam ng mga taong to kung bakit binuo ang website ng picapp.com
ang akala ata nila ganoon lang kasimple humakot ng images.

(kuha lang ng kuha ng picture kung saan saan... anu kayo birthday?? nakakatuwa ang blog nyo kahit wala kwenta marami natutuwa, pero sana umayos kayo ah.. napaghahalata kasing utak ipis kayo, pag may nagalit sa mga binibiro nyong malaking tao mag mumukha kayong mangmang.)





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